A monthly calendar + heatmap for everything you earn — costs, tax, hours, miles, take-home. Plus a tabloid newsroom, a satirical court, a daily quiz, and an anonymous group chat. Built by drivers, for drivers. Free. Forever.
Every driver knows the road but the road doesn't know them. We made this so couriers everywhere have one place that's actually theirs — to track what they're earning, read about the job, take the piss out of it, write about it, and sit in judgement of the daft. Free. Forever. Couriers of the world, unite.
Stories from the floor, court reports, and satirical originals — all in a proper newspaper format. Type a few keywords, the AI helper turns it into a full tabloid article. Add a photo. Get comments. Stay anonymous.
The distinctive 'beep-beep-beep' of a reversing courier vehicle was played during a memorial service in lieu of music. Attendees described the choice as 'moving'…
Following several high-profile route disputes, an anonymous sat-nav has reportedly approached driver representatives requesting bargaining rights. "I keep getting blamed," the device is alleged to have said. "But I am simply doing what the map tells me." Drivers were unsympathetic. The court ticker has been informed.
The entire steak bake distribution network was briefly halted yesterday after one driver in the East Midlands posted a comment about a 'lukewarm interior'.
By unanimous verdict of the jury, the defendant is hereby sentenced to a working week with mystery deductions silently shaved off every transaction.
After a tense three-hour standoff, a delivery believed to have been lost in transit has been found behind the gnome with the orange hat — not the green one. No apology issued.
Theatrical satirical court — wooden panels, a judge with a wig, chandelier overhead, scrolling court ticker. File charges against a universal experience, or banish a fellow driver by handle. 24-hour live hearings. Daft sentences.
Monthly calendar with a heatmap of every day you've logged. Track earnings, costs, hours, miles, take-home. Multiple currencies. Stays on your device — never published. The Court of Personal Finance rules on every shift.
Drop in, read what other couriers are saying, react with 🔥 💀 🤣, post your own. Every driver gets a daft handle. Tap any handle to send them straight to the court for jury trial. No real names. No depots. No bother.
Postcode round + Word Of The Day. Same puzzle for every driver in the country. Streaks. Bragging rights. Wordle-style share grid for the group chat.
Try to hit zero. Spend on Greggs, vans, depots, holiday pay for every UK driver, or an aircraft carrier. Generate a receipt, share it. Pure share-bait.
Tell us you're a driver. That's it. No email, no depot, no company. Auto-assigned a daft handle the moment you arrive.
Log today's shift. Read the newsroom. File a story. Sit on the jury. Take the quiz. Lurk if you fancy.
It's yours. Free, anonymous, forever. Tell another driver. The more of us, the daftier it gets.
The platform works because the rules are firm. Here's what they are.
Anonymous. Free. Couriers everywhere. The court is in session, the newsroom needs stories, and the calendar's waiting for today's shift. Walk in — we'll sort the rest at the door.
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